Only read this if you have a sense of humor… and count how many of these you agree with:
-One of your favorite words is “whatever” with 42 different meanings ranging from ‘I apologize’ to ‘bugger off’
-Your sports ‘rule’ is to suck it up, ignore any injury and just keep playing until you’re totally done and out for the rest of the season
-You’re more of a night person that needs to be at work at some insane early hour every weekday…that’s often quite the challenge…
-You’re super happy when your (frequent) speeding tickets are photo radar so you don’t get the demerit points or hit on your insurance
-If you’re going to be late – you might as well be really late and not let it stress you out
-Are you still reading these or have you already decided you just want to “win” by getting max/high score?
-After impulse-buying something, when your partner asks if it’s new you respond with: “No, I’ve had that for a while.” If it’s more than 24-hours old, that doesn’t count as a lie
-One of your favorite places to go is any place you haven’t been. One of your favorite things to do is anything you’ve never done before
-Rough rule of thumb: An hour of paperwork is the equivalent of 10 hours of real work
-PLEASE don’t give me all of your “tomorrow” information – I’m still dealing with yesterday and trying to get to today before it’s tomorrow
-DO NOT touch my desk, workbench, truck or garage stuff. It’s not chaos or messy – I know EXACLY where everything is! Cleaning it up will just triple the time it takes to get anything done
-You attribute your sales and talking-your-way-out-of-trouble skills to your teenage years. You were (totally unfairly, of course) grounded a lot, but learned how to get out of it, thus “serving” less grounded time than pretty much anyone else
How many statements do you agree with?
Score of 9-12: Congrats – nailed it! You now qualify to upgrade your ringtone to: All I Do Is Win (DJ Khalaed) – Yes, it exists
Score of 6-8: Mid-range score – not bad. Does your not-first Color Orange want it to go up but your primary Color think it’s already too high?
Score of 5 or less: Orange you sad that you might be missing out on some of the fun and spontaneity?